If cats were human

My cat just caught and maimed a chipmunk. Didn’t killed it. I tried to save it but it doesn’t look good.

Can you imagine if a human came up to you and said “Can I live with you. You feed me, clean up my shit, I’ll give you affection when I feel like it, oh and by the way I like to torture little animals..not kill them really but that sometimes happens. Oh yeah, and I might destroy some of your stuff.